I'm not even going to say it. I'm not. I'm not going to admit it. I will not admit that this is an account purely for fan-fiction. It's not. Really. No.
My other account is ShovelDuct and Liz's is Wonkapirate, in case you want to contact either of us, we'll probably be there, but maybe we'll be here, but we'll never be both here and there. If that makes sense. It doesn't.